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Hello there, My name is Kristina. One person nicknamed me Steeny, and the nickname just stuck. I have a passion for life, and the people in it, but am terrified of meeting new people. I am quite the confusing paradox. I just like to make people laugh.
Posted on 28th Jul at 2:21 AM, with 13 notes
handlebar-mustache:

i got the job! be on the lookout for my spread, along with my friend sara’s, in the latest american apparel catalog! big-thunder

Dalton this is so cool

handlebar-mustache:

i got the job! be on the lookout for my spread, along with my friend sara’s, in the latest american apparel catalog! big-thunder

Dalton this is so cool

Posted on 27th Jul at 10:55 PM, with 59,211 notes
nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:49 PM, with 25,727 notes
madeofpatterns:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

IZ Adaptive model Joanne, at the end of the runway Friday night at Dare to Wear Love for the Stephen Lewis Foundation gala.
Can we freakin taLK ABOUT THIS THOUGH?! Girl, werk.

those wheels!!!!!

madeofpatterns:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

IZ Adaptive model Joanne, at the end of the runway Friday night at Dare to Wear Love for the Stephen Lewis Foundation gala.

Can we freakin taLK ABOUT THIS THOUGH?! Girl, werk.

those wheels!!!!!

Posted on 27th Jul at 8:44 PM, with 115,055 notes
lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

Posted on 27th Jul at 7:38 PM, with 687,465 notes

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

Posted on 27th Jul at 2:18 AM, with 8,965 notes
"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
— Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via artvevo)
Posted on 27th Jul at 2:07 AM, with 162,983 notes
Posted on 27th Jul at 1:41 AM, with 1 note

A man did a slam poem about his daughter getting her first period and how terrifying it was. This is a response poem to his.

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