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Hello there, My name is Kristina. One person nicknamed me Steeny, and the nickname just stuck. I have a passion for life, and the people in it, but am terrified of meeting new people. I am quite the confusing paradox. I just like to make people laugh.
Posted on 19th Apr at 8:11 PM, with 179,443 notes

kellynazelie:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

My boyfriend’s response: “the internet should have never been created.”

Posted on 19th Apr at 7:05 PM, with 160,020 notes

goldcumandrippedpants:

"I learned at a very young age how fragile life is. When I was 15 years old I found out I had a brain tumor. The doctors said I had a very small chance that I could outlive it. The only alternative was to get on a long waiting list for open face surgery in hopes of removing it. I guess the first blessing happened on my 16th birthday, when the surgery was scheduled. I found out shortly after waking from the surgery that they went into the palette of the roof of my mouth instead of opening up my entire face. I guess you could say that was the second blessing. But the real blessing was that I overcame it completely and I survived something that most people never live through. I was close to death and I escaped it, and now I celebrate life because of it. 

I wanted to be free. After this literal escape from death, I had some challenges at home and left at a very young age to spend my teenage years literally on the streets. I started with a hitchhiking tour all through Canada. Essentially I was homeless, sleeping on rooftops and under bridges and free. I met tons of interesting people, and experienced life to the fullest. Surviving the death sentence of a brain tumor was like defying death. I felt like the walking dead. I wasn’t supposed to be here. The doctors had told me there was no hope. But here I was, alive and breathing and being so free to live my life. When you live on the streets, you really appreciate just being alive. On the streets, you don’t have first or last names. So they started to call me Zombie, a person who is living but so close to death.”

Posted on 19th Apr at 6:33 PM, with 48,466 notes

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

Posted on 18th Apr at 11:27 PM, with 10,448 notes

"I like who I am now. Other people may not. I’m comfortable. I feel freer now. I don’t want growing older to matter to me."
- Meryl Streep 
(l.pic- Academy Awards 1979, r.pic-BAFTA’s 2009)

"I like who I am now. Other people may not. I’m comfortable. I feel freer now. I don’t want growing older to matter to me."

- Meryl Streep

(l.pic- Academy Awards 1979, r.pic-BAFTA’s 2009)

Posted on 18th Apr at 10:54 PM, with 96,534 notes

pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:11 PM, with 374,616 notes
azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

Posted on 18th Apr at 7:06 PM, with 94,027 notes
"Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do."
— J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via lace-and-cotton)
Posted on 18th Apr at 6:33 PM, with 213,664 notes
adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.


just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

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