Hello there, My name is Kristina. One person nicknamed me Steeny, and the nickname just stuck. I have a passion for life, and the people in it, but am terrified of meeting new people. I am quite the confusing paradox. I just like to make people laugh.
Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh